Real Name: NautiBitz
Last Active: Unavailable
Membership Status: Member
Skin: spuffy1
Spike's love confession dream way back in Season Five broke me. BROKE. ME. Fearing that they would never actually get together onscreen, I had no choice but to turn to fanfiction for sweet relief. That's when the madness set in. For too many years, the when, where and how of Spike and Buffy's hypothetical (and televised) sex life ruled my brain. This body of work is all I have to show for it. *sob*
I dropped out of the fandom in '04 when RL got overly demanding, but the siren song of hot, sweet Spuffy love was too tempting to ignore, so, here I am again. Yay?
If you've read everything here and you STILL want more (bless your smutty heart), every fic I've ever finished (including my super-taboo human AU Older and the S/B/F PWP One Two Three, along with other pairings and some genfic) is archived at NautiBitz.com. New stuff is always posted first at my LJ community (for members only), NautiFic. (Over 3000 members strong now! WTFIDK.)
This just in (April '09): Crave, an all-human AU that casts Spike as Buffy's diabolical (or IS HE?) billionaire father-in-law, is back in swing at my lj community: "OMG the hotness!! Spike is rude, relentless and ruthless and Buffy is sweet, feisty and sailing on denial. Bring them together and PA-POW! ...Definitely a naughty!kink! fic that won't disappoint." - Indigo Crypt Awards (You must have a livejournal account and join my community to read it. There is no approval process -- all are welcome!)
Also exclusive to my comm: Random bits of Crash and Burn II. (Only one so far, but I plan to add more!)
(Looking for my email address? It's here.)
Originally published in 2003, revised in '07 for my site relaunch. Winner of five awards, including "The Ultimate PWP" @ FMYA Ultimates, "Best Long (Runner Up)" @ LLGAs, and "Best Smut (Runner Up)" @ the Spuffies and Sugar Awards.
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Fighting, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 10,347 Hit Count: 16,189 ePub Downloads: 367
Published: September 27, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Originally published in 2003. Winner of ten awards, including "The Ultimate Way Things Should Be" Award @ FMYA Ultimate Round, as well as "Best Smut", "Best Short", "Best PWP" and "Best Rewritten" from various awards sites. Selected for recording in the "Strangely Literal" podcast.
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,202 Hit Count: 2,981 ePub Downloads: 125
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2007. Winner (as part of the Love Bunnies Series) of three awards: "Best Series", "Best Romance" and "Best Pairing - Conventional" from the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards.
Categories: Award Winners, Post-Series, Crossover (AtS), Alternate Reality, Baby/Kid Fic
Characters: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Ensemble, Faith Lehane, Giles, Joyce, Original Characters, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Substance Use/Addiction, Fetish, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,637 Hit Count: 6,109 ePub Downloads: 283
Published: April 21, 2009 Updated: April 21, 2009
**Works as a standalone oneshot** OR as a supplement to my Bunnyverse series. (You do not have to read that series to know what's going on here!)
Originally published in 2009. Winner of "Best Lighthearted" at the Fang Fetish Awards. Currently nominated at the Spuffy Awards for "Best Sex" and at the Cover to Cover Awards for "Best One-Shot" and "Best Kink". Thanks!
Categories: Award Winners, Season 2, Alternate Reality, Taboo - Adults Only
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,102 Hit Count: 6,343 ePub Downloads: 318
Published: April 19, 2009 Updated: April 19, 2009
Originally published in 2003. Winner of seven awards, including "Best Short Story" from various awards sites, "Best Smut" from various awards sites, "Best Episode Rewrite" @ SunnyDs and the Spuffies, and more.
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,424 Hit Count: 2,397 ePub Downloads: 111
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
(Brief moments of S/F, but this is 100% an S/B romance.)
Originally published in 2001. Winner of the "Is It Hot In Here or Is It Just My Story?" Award @ Tainted Love and "Best Smut" @ Darkness Beckons. Currently nominated at The Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards for "Best Fluff" and at the Spark & Burn Awards for "Best Episode Stealer" and "Best Crossover".
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Faith Lehane, Riley Finn, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 10,305 Hit Count: 15,383 ePub Downloads: 251
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2002. Winner of fourteen awards, including "Year's Best Comedy" @ LLGAs, "Best Comedy" @ SoGAs, "Outstanding NC-17" @ FMYAs, "Best Sex", "Judge's Choice" @ FFAs, and "Best Rough & Tumble" @ IMAs.
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Faith Lehane, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,192 Hit Count: 11,084 ePub Downloads: 368
Published: September 27, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2004. Winner of "Best Short (Runner Up)" and "Best Lighthearted (Runner Up)" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards. Currently nominated at the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards for "Best Short".
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 779 Hit Count: 1,843 ePub Downloads: 67
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2001. "Featured Fic" at Destructo Girl, 2003.
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Fighting, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 936 Hit Count: 2,210 ePub Downloads: 78
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2002. Winner of ten awards including "Best Short", "Best Smut" and "Best PWP" from the SDAs, IMAs, SoGAs, LLGAs, and the Spuffies.
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,499 Hit Count: 1,518 ePub Downloads: 91
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Spike peered through the window at the blonde, tan, bare-shouldered, thousand-dollar-sunglass-wearing bint he'd just saved from certain death. His eyes narrowed. "Stupid--" he kicked the car door open, "bitch!"
Buffy's jaw dropped. "Bitch? Hello? I'm the bitch?"Originally published in 2003. Winner of eighteen awards, including "Best of the Best UST", "Best UST" and "Judge's Choice" from the VKAs, "Best Fantasy" from Love's Last Glimpse, "Best Fantasy Saga", "Best Fantasy Humor" and "Best Fantasy Fluff" from The Spuffy Awards, "Best Fantasy" from the Lovebite Awards, and more. Currently nominated at The Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards for seven awards.
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,118 Hit Count: 5,471 ePub Downloads: 142
Published: April 06, 2010 Updated: April 24, 2010
Originally published in 2008. Winner of ten awards, including "Best of the Best Lighthearted - Readers and Judge's Choice" @ the Rogue Poet Awards, "Best Comedy", "Best Characterization (Spike)", "Best Sex", "Best Songfic" @ the SunnyDs, "Rigor (Best Long Fic)" @ RWSAs, and "Best Sex" and "Best Lighthearted" @ Fang Fetish.
"Get a load of you, all slay-kittenish, taking on a pubful of nasties in your Friday night best. Hunting for new bedmates, are we? So soon after the last?"
She pursed her lips and squeezed her stake, fingers itching to wipe that smirk off his face. "I asked you first."
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 20,867 Hit Count: 23,005 ePub Downloads: 472
Published: May 17, 2008 Updated: December 01, 2008
Originally published in 2001. (My first one-shot.) Winner of five awards: "Best Short" @ LLGAs, "Best Ensemble" @ BSAs, "Best Short - Judge's Choice" @ the Spuffies, "Best Comedy" and "Best Shipper Fic" @ the SunnyDs.
Categories: Award Winners, Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,981 Hit Count: 2,729 ePub Downloads: 118
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
This began in 2001 as the one-shot "A Bunny In The Oven". Completed in 2007. Winner of twelve awards including "Outstanding NC-17 Series" @ FMYAs, "Best Lighthearted" at RPAs, "Best Romance" @ SunnyDs, "Best Smut" @ various awards sites, and "Best WIP" @ VKAs. Currently nominated for several awards at various awards sites.
This is Part I of the Love Bunnies series, aka The Bunnyverse. 6-chaptered sequel, At It Like Rabbits, is on this site too.
Categories: Award Winners, Season 4, Alternate Reality, Baby/Kid Fic
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Fetish, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Word count: 90,937 Hit Count: 42,678 ePub Downloads: 619
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 26, 2007
My very first fic! Originally published in 2001, epilogues added in 2002. Winner of 35 awards including "Classic Spuffy - Reader's Choice" @ the Spuffies, "Fanfic Classic" @ FLA, "Fic of the Year - 2002" @ The Spiked Awards, "Best of the Best Smut" and "Best of the Best Lighthearted" @ various awards sites, "Best Series", "Best Smut" and "Best Comedy/Lighthearted" @ various awards sites, "Best of the Best Buffy Characterization" @ the Spuffies, and many more. (I think people liked this one, or something. ;)
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Word count: 31,682 Hit Count: 43,560 ePub Downloads: 542
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2001. Winner of five awards: "Best Episode Stealer", "Year's Best Episode Stealer (Runner Up)", "Best Comedy (Runner Up)", "Best Spike Characterization (Runner Up)" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards, and "Hottest Bite" @ Lost Souls Awards.
Categories: Award Runners-Up, Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Award Winners
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,059 Hit Count: 3,168 ePub Downloads: 163
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Best Smut" @ Born for War Awards and "Best Birthday Fic" @ Forbidden Love Awards. Written for Laure Alexander for her 2001 birthday challenge.
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,557 Hit Count: 3,240 ePub Downloads: 127
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best Sex - Judge's Choice" @ Spuffy Awards, "Best Romance (2nd Place)" @ SOGAs and "Best Lighthearted (Runner-Up)" @ FFAs.
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 11,222 Hit Count: 7,563 ePub Downloads: 180
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2002. Winner of two "Best Fluff" awards.
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 926 Hit Count: 1,959 ePub Downloads: 56
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Year's Best PWP" and "Best PWP" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards.
Categories: Award Winners, Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,852 Hit Count: 2,479 ePub Downloads: 127
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2001. Written for VicNoir.
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,677 Hit Count: 1,616 ePub Downloads: 97
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2001.
Characters: Dawn, Spike
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,359 Hit Count: 720 ePub Downloads: 54
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best PWP" and "Best Lighthearted" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards, plus "Best Phone Sex" at both the NBKAs and the Forbidden Awards.
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,093 Hit Count: 3,632 ePub Downloads: 123
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2001.
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Porn w/o Plot, POV
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,471 Hit Count: 1,168 ePub Downloads: 88
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2002. Winner of five awards, including LLGA's "Year's Best Spike Characterization", "Best Comedy", "Best Short (Runner Up)" and "Best Anya Line (Runner Up)" at the RRAs.
Categories: Award Runners-Up, Season 4, Award Winners
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,870 Hit Count: 2,396 ePub Downloads: 128
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Spike, Xander
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,594 Hit Count: 4,695 ePub Downloads: 166
Published: March 31, 2010 Updated: April 09, 2010
Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best Comedy/Lighthearted" at Love's Last Glimpse Awards.
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,679 Hit Count: 1,507 ePub Downloads: 73
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Originally published in 2001, recently slightly revised. Winner of nine awards, including "Ultimate Episode Stealer" @ FMYA Ultimates, "Best Revamped" @ VKAs, "Make It All Better" @ CoHAs, "Best Smut" @ Spuffy Awards, and more.
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,822 Hit Count: 7,983 ePub Downloads: 224
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007