Garlic-tose intolerant (or Author's Choice...please) by Irandamay +5
Responses: 2
Categories: Drabbles, Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Spike, Willow
Summary:

Calling all Crack!fic writers! 

So I saw this tweet that said 'Y’all think there are vampires that eat garlic even tho they’re not supposed to? Like lactose intolerant people who refuse to give up cheese' and my first thought was Spike would totally be That Vamp. So basically I am asking for a drabble that incorporates this concept and…

Must Have:

Buffy and Dawn trying to convince Spike that eating that garlic-y dish is a mistake (banter! teasing! common-sense!)

Spike pulls his ‘I am the Big Bad’ schtick and eats it anyway (charming arrogance! Hubris!)

The Aftermath (how much deader can spike look?)

This is also a fun opportunity to see what garlic actually does to vamps in btvs. We've seen it used as a prop but never in action. 

Optional

Buffy and Dawn have Willow make a Vampire Lactaid for garlic as a gift (spike gets a little emotional) 

 

 



Summary: Why did garlic have to be so bloody good?
Written for the Elysian Fields April Challenge Month.
Banner by me.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Post-Series, Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Original Characters, Spike
Genres: Established Relationship, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Challenges: Garlic-tose intolerant (or Author's Choice...please)
Event: April Challenge 2022
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 898 Hit Count: 618 ePub Downloads: 14
Published: April 28, 2022 Updated: April 28, 2022
Summary: Buffy has to deal with Spike's vices.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: satinsafe
Artists: None
Categories: Post-Series, Challenge Response, Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Established Relationship, Humor, Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Challenges: Garlic-tose intolerant (or Author's Choice...please)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 524 Hit Count: 290 ePub Downloads: 6
Published: January 09, 2024 Updated: January 09, 2024