Story Notes: I was trying to come up with some ideas for a drabble fic because I had so much fun writing them for the Drabblemania event, and Irandamay's challenge seemed like the perfect inspiration! I hope I managed to write a somewhat funny fic and follow the challenge requirements, even though Dawn and Willow are not actually in the story, only mentioned.
Many thanks to satinsafe for the beta help! Banner by me.
 
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