Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train. Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window. You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin? How’d that work, and what country is that down there? And how long do you think that dangling rope ladder is?
Presenting the collaborative response to the A Most Exquisite Corpse challenge.
Warnings: Smut, rampant surrealism, disjointed transitions. Yay!
A Most Exquisite Corpse by yellowb, sandy_s, relurker, acekoomboom, bewildered, Rezol87, Sunalso, Cohava [NC-17] Likes: 369 Comments: 270 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: , ash, Flowerofthewolf, Sigyn, Zabjade Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 14,516 ePub Downloads: 259
Published: July 07, 2017 Updated: July 15, 2017
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 14,516 ePub Downloads: 259
Published: July 07, 2017 Updated: July 15, 2017
Exquisite Consequences (Part William) by yellowb, sandy_s, Behind Blue Eyes, relurker, thenewbuzwuzz, Sigyn, Fraggleshrew [NC-17] Likes: 127 Comments: 107
Summary: Does your life make too much sense? Gentle reader, we're here to help.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: -Carrie-Ann-, DauntlessGrace, Double Dutchess, jamsu, relurker, sandy_s, Sigyn, Harley Pratt Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,345 Hit Count: 4,886 ePub Downloads: 137
Published: April 30, 2018 Updated: May 05, 2018
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,345 Hit Count: 4,886 ePub Downloads: 137
Published: April 30, 2018 Updated: May 05, 2018
Exquisite Cortados by yellowb, sandy_s, Behind Blue Eyes, Passion4Spike, relurker, bewildered, thenewbuzwuzz, Fraggleshrew, SpindleKitten , Fancyflautist [NC-17] Likes: 152 Comments: 144 
Summary: and you may find yourself
living in a shotgun shack
and you may find yourself
in another part of the world
and you may ask yourself
well ... how did I get here?
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: Holi117, Liverdoc, OffYourBird, Sigyn, thewiggins, Twinkles , Gwennie, BadWolfJedi, F living in a shotgun shack
and you may find yourself
in another part of the world
and you may ask yourself
well ... how did I get here?
-Talking Heads
Artists: OffYourBird, BadWolfJedi
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse Challenge the Third
Event: 2019 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 49,831 Hit Count: 4,555 ePub Downloads: 131
Published: April 29, 2019 Updated: May 08, 2019
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse Challenge the Third
Event: 2019 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 49,831 Hit Count: 4,555 ePub Downloads: 131
Published: April 29, 2019 Updated: May 08, 2019
Summary: Old acquaintances plan revenge.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None Artists: None
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Ethan Rayne, Giles, Marcie Ross, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Event: Mystery Ficathon 2021
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,432 Hit Count: 2,992 ePub Downloads: 25
Published: July 08, 2021 Updated: August 07, 2021
Characters: Buffy, Ethan Rayne, Giles, Marcie Ross, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Event: Mystery Ficathon 2021
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,432 Hit Count: 2,992 ePub Downloads: 25
Published: July 08, 2021 Updated: August 07, 2021
Summary: Seasonal Spuffy round #25, theme: Road Trip. Just a little moment of Buffy & Spike’s continuing adventures, somewhen after series.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None Artists: None
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 788 Hit Count: 330 ePub Downloads: 20
Published: December 04, 2018 Updated: December 04, 2018
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 788 Hit Count: 330 ePub Downloads: 20
Published: December 04, 2018 Updated: December 04, 2018
Summary: They are all under a spell. Not a new thing, but I'm fairly sure this particular image hasn't been used before.
A response to Sunalso’s April fools challenge: write a one shot or short chaptered fic with the craziest premise you can come up with and post it on April 1st or as near to as you can.
Set somewhere in Season Five, sometime around Triangle. Riley’s already gone.
From Wikipedia: “April fish: In Italy, France, Belgium, and French-speaking areas of Switzerland and Canada, 1 April tradition is often known as "April fish" (poissons d'avril in French or pesce d'aprile in Italian)”.
And they have a herring thing in Sweden, too!
Disclaimer: these characters are not mine. I’m just playing with them out of love and respect to the rightful owners and creators.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None A response to Sunalso’s April fools challenge: write a one shot or short chaptered fic with the craziest premise you can come up with and post it on April 1st or as near to as you can.
Set somewhere in Season Five, sometime around Triangle. Riley’s already gone.
From Wikipedia: “April fish: In Italy, France, Belgium, and French-speaking areas of Switzerland and Canada, 1 April tradition is often known as "April fish" (poissons d'avril in French or pesce d'aprile in Italian)”.
And they have a herring thing in Sweden, too!
Disclaimer: these characters are not mine. I’m just playing with them out of love and respect to the rightful owners and creators.
Artists: None
Categories: Season 5
Characters: None
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,443 Hit Count: 1,137 ePub Downloads: 32
Published: March 27, 2016 Updated: March 27, 2016
Characters: None
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,443 Hit Count: 1,137 ePub Downloads: 32
Published: March 27, 2016 Updated: March 27, 2016
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Summary: 12&12 anniversary challenge, first prompt. It’s Willow’s fault!
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None Artists: None
Categories: Season 5, Challenge Response
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Event: 12 Years 12 Seasons Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,752 Hit Count: 685 ePub Downloads: 23
Published: October 30, 2018 Updated: October 30, 2018
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Event: 12 Years 12 Seasons Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,752 Hit Count: 685 ePub Downloads: 23
Published: October 30, 2018 Updated: October 30, 2018
Summary: Response to Sunalso’s April Fools challenge.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None Artists: None
Categories: Season 7
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Giles, Spike, Willow
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,416 Hit Count: 1,308 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: April 01, 2017 Updated: April 01, 2017
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Giles, Spike, Willow
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,416 Hit Count: 1,308 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: April 01, 2017 Updated: April 01, 2017