Penname: relurker
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Member Since: December 08, 2011
Last Active: May 25, 2024
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Female human being, and not a writer, but this welcoming site has gotten to me so I tried. I use way too many exclamation marks!

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Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  And how long do you think that dangling rope ladder is?
Presenting the collaborative response to the A Most Exquisite Corpse challenge.
Warnings: Smut, rampant surrealism, disjointed transitions. Yay!
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: ash, Flowerofthewolf, Gort, Sigyn, Zabjade
Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 14,316 ePub Downloads: 257
Published: July 07, 2017 Updated: July 15, 2017
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: -Carrie-Ann-, DauntlessGrace, Double Dutchess, jamsu, relurker, sandy_s, Sigyn, Harley Pratt
Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,345 Hit Count: 4,835 ePub Downloads: 137
Published: April 30, 2018 Updated: May 05, 2018
Summary: and you may find yourself 
living in a shotgun shack 
and you may find yourself 
in another part of the world 
and you may ask yourself
well ... how did I get here?

-Talking Heads

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: Holi117, Liverdoc, OffYourBird, Sigyn, thewiggins, Twinkles , Gwennie, BadWolfJedi, F
Artists: OffYourBird, BadWolfJedi
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse Challenge the Third
Event: 2019 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 49,831 Hit Count: 4,460 ePub Downloads: 130
Published: April 29, 2019 Updated: May 08, 2019
Summary: Old acquaintances plan revenge. 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Ethan Rayne, Giles, Marcie Ross, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Event: Mystery Fic-a-Thon 2021
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,432 Hit Count: 2,959 ePub Downloads: 25
Published: July 08, 2021 Updated: August 07, 2021
Summary: Seasonal Spuffy round #25, theme: Road Trip. Just a little moment of Buffy & Spike’s continuing adventures, somewhen after series.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 788 Hit Count: 329 ePub Downloads: 20
Published: December 04, 2018 Updated: December 04, 2018
Summary: They are all under a spell. Not a new thing, but I'm fairly sure this particular image hasn't been used before.
A response to Sunalso’s April fools challenge: write a one shot or short chaptered fic with the craziest premise you can come up with and post it on April 1st or as near to as you can.  
Set somewhere in Season Five, sometime around Triangle. Riley’s already gone.
From Wikipedia: “April fish: In Italy, France, Belgium, and French-speaking areas of Switzerland and Canada, 1 April tradition is often known as "April fish" (poissons d'avril in French or pesce d'aprile in Italian)”.
And they have a herring thing in Sweden, too!
Disclaimer: these characters are not mine. I’m just playing with them out of love and respect to the rightful owners and creators.
 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 5
Characters: None
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,443 Hit Count: 1,130 ePub Downloads: 32
Published: March 27, 2016 Updated: March 27, 2016
Summary: 12&12 anniversary challenge, first prompt. It’s Willow’s fault!
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 5, Challenge Response
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Event: 12 Years 12 Seasons Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,752 Hit Count: 680 ePub Downloads: 23
Published: October 30, 2018 Updated: October 30, 2018
Summary: Response to Sunalso’s April Fools challenge.
 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 7
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Giles, Spike, Willow
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,416 Hit Count: 1,296 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: April 01, 2017 Updated: April 01, 2017