The Exquisite Universe by yellowb
Summary: A final resting place for exquisite corpses.  And their offspring.
Past Featured Story
A Most Exquisite Corpse by yellowb, sandy_s, relurker, acekoomboom, bewildered, Rezol87, Sunalso, Cohava [NC-17] Likes: 369 Comments: 270
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  And how long do you think that dangling rope ladder is?
Presenting the collaborative response to the A Most Exquisite Corpse challenge.
Warnings: Smut, rampant surrealism, disjointed transitions. Yay!
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: , ash, Flowerofthewolf, Sigyn, Zabjade
Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 14,516 ePub Downloads: 259
Published: July 07, 2017 Updated: July 15, 2017
Exquisite Consequences (Part Lobster) by yellowb, angelic_amy, bewildered, -Carrie-Ann-, Sunalso, othellia [NC-17] Likes: 271 Comments: 210
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: , DarkVoid116, EllieRose101, OffYourBird, Sigyn, Sunalso, Zabjade, Ree
Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 29,652 Hit Count: 8,765 ePub Downloads: 159
Published: April 23, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2018
Exquisite Consequences (Part William) by yellowb, sandy_s, Behind Blue Eyes, relurker, thenewbuzwuzz, Sigyn, Fraggleshrew [NC-17] Likes: 127 Comments: 107
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: -Carrie-Ann-, DauntlessGrace, Double Dutchess, jamsu, relurker, sandy_s, Sigyn, Harley Pratt
Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,345 Hit Count: 4,886 ePub Downloads: 137
Published: April 30, 2018 Updated: May 05, 2018
Exquisite Cortados by yellowb, sandy_s, Behind Blue Eyes, Passion4Spike, relurker, bewildered, thenewbuzwuzz, Fraggleshrew, SpindleKitten , Fancyflautist [NC-17] Likes: 152 Comments: 144
Summary: and you may find yourself 
living in a shotgun shack 
and you may find yourself 
in another part of the world 
and you may ask yourself
well ... how did I get here?

-Talking Heads

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: Holi117, Liverdoc, OffYourBird, Sigyn, thewiggins, Twinkles , Gwennie, BadWolfJedi, F
Artists: OffYourBird, BadWolfJedi
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse Challenge the Third
Event: 2019 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 49,831 Hit Count: 4,555 ePub Downloads: 131
Published: April 29, 2019 Updated: May 08, 2019
Exquisite Curiosities: Part 1 by yellowb, Holly, Passion4Spike, Kanita, bewildered, tbd, handwithquill, emilise, Cosmic Tuesdays [NC-17] Likes: 143 Comments: 109
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: All4Spike, bewildered, EllieRose101, Holi117, Niamh, OffYourBird, Petra, sandy_s, Sigyn, andtheyfightcrime
Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Comic (Season Not Specified), Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Event: 2020 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 47,573 Hit Count: 4,187 ePub Downloads: 135
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: May 31, 2020
Exquisite Curiosities: Part 2 by yellowb, sandy_s, EllieRose101, DarkVoid116, SzmattyCat, IceBlueRose, Fancyflautist, kats_meow [NC-17] Likes: 79 Comments: 66
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there? 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: bewildered, Kanotari, MiseEnPlace, Sigyn, Twinkles
Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Event: 2020 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,459 Hit Count: 2,037 ePub Downloads: 89
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: July 12, 2020
Exquisite Constellations: Part 1 by yellowb, sandy_s, sweetprincipale, Kanita, incendie, SzmattyCat, MaggieLaFey, Dusty, LaceratedLullabies, violettathepiratequeen [NC-17] Likes: 149 Comments: 125
Summary: The Corpse is dead!  Long live the Corpse!
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: bookishy, kats_meow, MiseEnPlace, Sigyn, The Danish Bird
Artists: Dusty, OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Season 8 (Comic), Season 9 (Comic), Season 10 (Comic), Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Fifth Annual Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 47,796 Hit Count: 3,930 ePub Downloads: 81
Published: April 30, 2021 Updated: July 02, 2021
Exquisite Constellations: Part 2 by yellowb, bewildered, tbd, DarkVoid116, Soulburnt, IceBlueRose, Cosmic Tuesdays, Uninterested5678, SoddThis, Annabellee [NC-17] Likes: 54 Comments: 52
Summary: The Corpse is dead!  Long live the Corpse!
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: bewildered, DeepBlueJoy, EllieRose101, sandy_s, Sigyn
Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Fifth Annual Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 46,356 Hit Count: 2,186 ePub Downloads: 51
Published: April 30, 2021 Updated: August 15, 2021
Past Featured Story
Exquisite Clarity: Part 1 by yellowb, Kanita, JayeMaru, bewildered, incendie, LaceratedLullabies, honeygirl51885, MrsAkers, IndigoDusk96 [NC-17] Likes: 84 Comments: 67
Summary: Lo!  Slouching through the Walmart parking lot it comes — the Sixth Annual Unofficial Yet Blessed Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse.


Beta and Sensitivity Readers: Aspasia, Doublemeat Palace, EllieRose101, Sigyn
Artists: honeygirl51885, OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Sixth Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Event: April Challenge 2022
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 32,435 Hit Count: 2,667 ePub Downloads: 53
Published: April 30, 2022 Updated: June 12, 2022
Past Featured Story
Exquisite Clarity: Part 2 by yellowb, sandy_s, all choseny, sweetprincipale, acekoomboom, SzmattyCat, IceBlueRose, Dusty, Cosmic Tuesdays, Yummysushi17 [NC-17] Likes: 48 Comments: 42
Summary: Lo!  Slouching through the Walmart parking lot it comes — the Sixth Annual Unofficial Yet Blessed Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse.  
The lovely banners are by OffYourBird.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: bmerb, MiseEnPlace, Passion4Spike, popculturedeference, the_big_bad
Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Apocalyptic/Dystopian, Drama, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Sixth Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Event: April Challenge 2022
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,611 Hit Count: 1,923 ePub Downloads: 45
Published: April 30, 2022 Updated: August 14, 2022
Exquisite Complications: Part 1 by yellowb, Kanita, JayeMaru, incendie, SzmattyCat, MillennialCryBaby, BewitchedXx, ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 69 Comments: 53
Summary:

It's a turvy-topsy world.
 

Banner artists, from left to right: BewitchedXx, Dynamite, and ClowniestLivEver

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: bmerb, cawthraven, MiseEnPlace
Artists: BewitchedXx, ClowniestLivEver, Dynamite
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Artwork, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fix-It, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Seventh Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official-Elysian-Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Event: April Challenge 2023
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 21,596 Hit Count: 1,683 ePub Downloads: 25
Published: April 27, 2023 Updated: June 09, 2023
Exquisite Complications: Part 2 by yellowb, Holly, Willow91, bewildered, DeamonQueen, DarkVoid116, cawthraven, Lady Emma [NC-17] Likes: 117 Comments: 49
Summary:

It's a turvy-topsy world.
  

Banner artists, from left to right: nmcil, Dirtyaim, and scratchmeout

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: alittlemoretime, bewildered, cawthraven, EllieRose101, HappyWhenItRains, Holly, simmony, trevino
Artists: Dirtyaim, nmcil, scratchmeout
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Artwork, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Seventh Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official-Elysian-Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Event: April Challenge 2023
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 52,613 Hit Count: 1,971 ePub Downloads: 34
Published: April 27, 2023 Updated: July 23, 2023
Exquisite Chaos: Part 1 by yellowb, JayeMaru, bewildered, DeamonQueen, ClowniestLivEver, VoronaFiernan [NC-17] Likes: 54 Comments: 43
Summary:

You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of the subconscious mind. Your next stop: Exquisite Chaos.

Banner artists, from left to right: bewildered, nmcil, and ClowniestLivEver

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: EllieRose101, Holly, Maxine Eden, Sigyn, though_you_try
Artists: bewildered, ClowniestLivEver, nmcil, yellowb
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Dark, Dramedy, Erotica, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Mystery, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Taboo, Torture (Physical), Violence
Challenges: The Eighth Annual I-Cant-Believe-This-Is-Still-Running Unofficial-But-Blessed Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge
Event: April Challenge Month 2024
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,690 Hit Count: 837 ePub Downloads: 12
Published: April 27, 2024 Updated: May 19, 2024
Exquisite Chaos: Part 2 by yellowb, fortes775, Kanita, SzmattyCat, simmony, MillennialCryBaby, Maxine Eden [NC-17] Likes: 63 Comments: 42 Complete!
Summary:

You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of the subconscious mind. Your next stop: Exquisite Chaos.
 

Banner artists, from left to right: harmony, bewildered, and scratchmeout

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: bmerb, cawthraven, EllieRose101, goodbyetoyou, Lady Emma, MiseEnPlace, ShirtyBird
Artists: bewildered, harmony, scratchmeout, yellowb
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Eighth Annual I-Cant-Believe-This-Is-Still-Running Unofficial-But-Blessed Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge
Event: April Challenge Month 2024
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 21,171 Hit Count: 811 ePub Downloads: 16
Published: April 27, 2024 Updated: June 30, 2024