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Member Since: January 19, 2016
Last Active: April 13, 2024
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Came for the villanelles, stayed for the smut.   

I watched the first episode of Buffy when it aired, and was hooked ... and then I lost some interest during the Riley, found it revived during Spuffy, and then completely stopped watching when all the potentials showed up.  But in 2015 I saw it sitting there in my netflix and thought I'd just watch one for old times sake and BANG, the heavy troll's hammer of eternal Buffy devotion hit me.  I still haven't really watched Angel -- except the season with Spike in it -- and I only know the comics from seeing bits here and there online.

Currently dealing with my fourth year of cancer treatment.  At about 6 months out from the last chemo, I feel as though I'm just getting my vocabulary back -- I had terrible word aphasia for awhile.  So perhaps some writing will happen.

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3/21/2022   

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Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  And how long do you think that dangling rope ladder is?
Presenting the collaborative response to the A Most Exquisite Corpse challenge.
Warnings: Smut, rampant surrealism, disjointed transitions. Yay!
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 14,163 ePub Downloads: 257
Published: July 07, 2017 Updated: July 15, 2017
Summary: In a world created by a Sock With A Soul, Willow's "Will Be Done" spell turns the idea that Spike stuck to Buffy like glue true, stirring up all sorts of new trouble.
A collaborative effort of authors, artists and betas cooking up a birthday Buffy treat for bewildered.
 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: Gort, OffYourBird, trilliumjente
Artists: SoaringClaws, Twinkles
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 16,257 Hit Count: 6,436 ePub Downloads: 203
Published: May 30, 2019 Updated: May 30, 2019
Summary: Who’s the baddest, rudest little fairy?
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse), Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Dawn, Spike, Tara, Willow
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,076 Hit Count: 1,566 ePub Downloads: 39
Published: March 31, 2017 Updated: March 31, 2017
Summary: Lo!  Slouching through the Walmart parking lot it comes — the Sixth Annual Unofficial Yet Blessed Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse.


Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Sixth Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Event: April Challenge 2022
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 32,435 Hit Count: 2,576 ePub Downloads: 52
Published: April 30, 2022 Updated: June 12, 2022
Summary: Lo!  Slouching through the Walmart parking lot it comes — the Sixth Annual Unofficial Yet Blessed Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse.  
The lovely banners are by OffYourBird.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: Passion4Spike
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Apocalyptic/Dystopian, Drama, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Sixth Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Event: April Challenge 2022
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,611 Hit Count: 1,854 ePub Downloads: 42
Published: April 30, 2022 Updated: August 14, 2022
Summary:

It's a turvy-topsy world.
 

Banner artists, from left to right: BewitchedXx, Dynamite, and ClowniestLivEver

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response, Artwork
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fix-It, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Seventh Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official-Elysian-Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Event: April Challenge 2023
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 21,596 Hit Count: 1,610 ePub Downloads: 22
Published: April 27, 2023 Updated: June 09, 2023
Summary:

It's a turvy-topsy world.
  

Banner artists, from left to right: nmcil, Dirtyaim, and scratchmeout

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response, Artwork
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Seventh Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official-Elysian-Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Event: April Challenge 2023
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 52,613 Hit Count: 1,812 ePub Downloads: 31
Published: April 27, 2023 Updated: July 23, 2023
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 29,652 Hit Count: 8,474 ePub Downloads: 157
Published: April 23, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2018
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,345 Hit Count: 4,740 ePub Downloads: 137
Published: April 30, 2018 Updated: May 05, 2018
Summary: The Corpse is dead!  Long live the Corpse!
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: OffYourBird
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Season 8 (Comic), Season 9 (Comic), Season 10 (Comic), Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Fifth Annual Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 47,796 Hit Count: 3,831 ePub Downloads: 80
Published: April 30, 2021 Updated: July 02, 2021
Summary: The Corpse is dead!  Long live the Corpse!
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Fifth Annual Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 46,356 Hit Count: 2,134 ePub Downloads: 50
Published: April 30, 2021 Updated: August 15, 2021
Summary: and you may find yourself 
living in a shotgun shack 
and you may find yourself 
in another part of the world 
and you may ask yourself
well ... how did I get here?

-Talking Heads

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse Challenge the Third
Event: 2019 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 49,831 Hit Count: 4,311 ePub Downloads: 129
Published: April 29, 2019 Updated: May 08, 2019
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Comic (Season Not Specified), Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Event: 2020 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 47,573 Hit Count: 4,107 ePub Downloads: 130
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: May 31, 2020
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there? 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Event: 2020 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,459 Hit Count: 1,980 ePub Downloads: 88
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: July 12, 2020
Summary: Spike needs a hand.  And a vacuum.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: The Brooklynverse
Categories: Challenge Response, Holiday Fic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 2017 Holiday Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 403 Hit Count: 1,395 ePub Downloads: 34
Published: December 20, 2017 Updated: December 20, 2017
Summary: After her resurrection, Buffy runs away to lovely, brash, anonymous NYC.    
 
Written for the 2017 Elysian Fields Reunion Challenge.  
The fantabulous banner is by OffYourBird.  Senda salami!
 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: OffYourBird, sandy_s
Artists: None
Series: The Brooklynverse
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Dawn
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 24,558 Hit Count: 14,148 ePub Downloads: 232
Published: September 30, 2017 Updated: November 05, 2017
Summary: There's never a shortage of patients for a devilish dentist on the mouth of Hell. Especially with the Slayer knocking heads together on a nightly basis — not to mention the fact three out of four demons hate to floss. A to Sunalso's fantastic April Fool's 2017 challenge, co-authored by OffYourBird and yellowb.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 2, Season 4, Season 5, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN
Warnings: Spike/Other (Temp)
Challenges: Author's Choice, April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,834 Hit Count: 1,370 ePub Downloads: 45
Published: March 31, 2017 Updated: March 31, 2017
Summary: Icelandic noir. 
Inspector Summers of the Reykjavik police force has finally got her big chance: she’s in charge of a murder case.    
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Drusilla, Giles, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Humor
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,130 Hit Count: 11,224 ePub Downloads: 170
Published: October 29, 2016 Updated: February 24, 2017
Summary: Why does Joyce suddenly have a vampire helper?
A response to Rezol87's challenge, "Our Little Secret."
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Challenge Response, Holiday Fic, Season 4
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Our little secret
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,806 Hit Count: 7,204 ePub Downloads: 82
Published: December 13, 2016 Updated: December 21, 2016
Summary: All Buffy has to do is go back in time and grab the gem of Amara without being seen. It's a simple plan.
This fic is an Elysian Fields 2021 Secret Santa gift for Love of Fiction.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: bewildered, sandy_s, Sigyn, The Danish Bird
Artists: None
Categories: Season 4, Post-Series, Time Travel
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Angel, Cordelia, Oz
Genres: Drama, HEA/HFN
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Event: Secret Santa Fic Exchange 2021
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,346 Hit Count: 1,514 ePub Downloads: 45
Published: December 31, 2021 Updated: December 31, 2021
Summary: Something is turning back the clock. Consequences abound. Giles faces his archnemesis, and loses his pocket-square.  
The lovely banner is by -Carrie-Ann-! S(team)P(unk)uffy.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: -Carrie-Ann-
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Any Steampunk Spuffy goodness!, The Vampire Was Pretty
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 36,103 Hit Count: 8,258 ePub Downloads: 89
Published: December 25, 2017 Updated: September 29, 2018
Summary: Steampunk!  Get your steampunk here! Mystery Challenge fic remains a mystery, even to me — but there shall be balloons, top hats, pirates, and mechanical monsters!

Written for the 2021 Mystery-Fic-Along Event. 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble, Original Characters
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Horror, Under Magical Influence
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Event: Mystery Fic-a-Thon 2021
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 6,884 Hit Count: 2,006 ePub Downloads: 36
Published: July 09, 2021 Updated: August 08, 2021
Summary: Random haiku with a Spuffy-ish tone
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 109 Hit Count: 185 ePub Downloads: 12
Published: April 13, 2019 Updated: April 13, 2019